“I’m not beyond trying roasted politician on a slow cook woodfire if it comes to that. “
Well a person has to eat...yes I am just joking (maybe).
Keep 'em at home. They'd warm the place up in winter and keep the lawn trimmed in summer.
Unfortunately most American urban areas suffer from laws prohibiting the keeping of livestock. We must now work to change those laws to bring back civilized living in this country.
I hear they taste like pork.