Posted on 06/24/2009 9:33:53 AM PDT by grizzlyfish
COLUMBIA, SC – Governor Mark Sanford returned to work after disappearing over the weekend. Photographic evidence proves he was spending time with his Bigfoot lover.
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford sent the country into a panic this week by disappearing completely for several days. Aides to the Governor said he went hiking on the Appalachian Trail to clear his head after a tough legislative session. However, evidence confirms that the South Carolina Governor was engaging in an affair with his Sasquatch mistress.
This breaking news explains why it took Sanford’s aides 9 hours to respond to reporter questions about his whereabouts, and why he was clearing his head now over a legislative battle that happened three weeks prior.
Governor Sanford was seen frolicking in the woods with what his clearly his Sasquatch lover. Eye witnesses saw the two running hand in hand through a field of wildflowers this Father’s Day weekend. Later they were spotted having a picnic on a hilltop including...
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Gosh she reminds me of someone?
Why would Sanford meet up with Michelle Obama?
The photo reminds me of the country song, “Do the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time.”
Not the Appalachian Trail. Does look a lot like Michele!
EEW!! Sanford is having an affair with Janet Reno??!!
He-He! It would have to be a very late evening at closing time!
Beer glasses required!
funny..anyway, I think there are 4 lessons learned from this bizarre episode:
1. Sanford is not ready for prime time. His media and crisis management skills are non-existent, he allowed this incident to became a national story. He cannot blame anybody else. I see another Fred Thomson humiliation and utter disaster with this guy. In the presidential campaign, MSM would eat Sanford for lunch. It would have been easy to avoid all this mess..
2. He neglected his official duties (when Gov is out of state, typically special arrangements are done)..he was out of country and great confusion about his location. Either transfer power to Lt.Gov or be reachable 24/7. Simple as that.
3. His public image as some sort of weirdo (left his family on father’s day and suddenly decided to visit South America??) got strengthened.
4. There may be some sort of real scandal behind this (girlfriend, boyfriend etc)
Anyway, his presidential aspirations are over. I’m sure National Enquirer has sent people to Buenos Aires to investigate and is likely to report some unconfirmed BS or confirmed facts. Either way, the media hype continues and politician cannot really be credible with that sort of publicity.
That picture is a riot.
That's not funny, you guys! Show Sasquatch some dignity!
;)
You should also make sure to call him confused and disoriented. If you’re going to play the game by democrat rules you may as well get it right.
Got nice big hairy cans at least.
Way to go Sanford, your presidential campaign was shorter than George Allen’s.
This is so embarassing.
First there was Little Lord Flimsey Grahamesty.
And now this...... I voted for both of them.
(Sigh.........................)
With apologies to the late SC native James Brown, “gotta get on the Bigfoot, good god!”
their offspring will be the infamous shaved ape baby.
Oh great. Another sex scandal.
Hey Sanford, I’ve heard that she’s so easy that even a caveman could do her. Oh the shame....
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