or MONK - don’t be a friend of any of the cast members if you want to live.
Or the Clintons.
I could see my ex doing something like this....filing a restraining order then asking me to meet up.
Last time I spoke with her, she kept saying she was afraid of me and what I might do. My response, “I was the one who woke up at 1 am. You were the one standing over me looking violent and screaming like you were gonna kill me.”
Her latest fear was that she gave our pastor a “bladed object that wasn’t a knife, but had a handle and curved blades”. She said she found it in my stuff tucked away like I was hiding it. I could not figure out what the hell she was talking about.
I called the pastor. It was a two-bladed folding knife with 4” blades. She was at the hardware store when I bought it. I bought it for a Freeper who donated a large sum to sponsor comedians at the Walter Reed Army Medical Center comedy shows I put on. I planned to get it engraved and fancied up because he collected unique knives.
The moment I got it home, she tucked it away. I had no idea where it was. I thought it slipped out of the paper bag we carried stuff from the hardware store.
If you ever read on here that I was shot in self-defense...don’t believe it.
She is trying to make mountains out of molehills to build sympathy. I just don’t know whether she is doing it to justify killing me or to justify some vicious legal action.