[Yossarian]

A New York Times reporter known for making investigative trips deep inside dangerous conflict zones escaped from militant captors after more than seven months in captivity by climbing over a wall, the newspaper said Saturday.

Hold the applause - it's a New York Times reporter. How can we be sure he wasn't being held by the U.S. Military, so he wouldn't pose a legitimate security risk to the USA?

[BykrBayb]

Or shacking up voluntarily with his taliban buddies.