“Tic, tic, tic, tic ....”
Yup.
Guys, I think we ought to "secede" New England and New York City instead of talking about ceding them the high ground. Just kick them out of the Union for falling for Marxism, and call that a job.
Eventually someone will get around to nuking them, and we can quietly reannex 'em and leave it in second- and third-growth forest.