She sent a portion of the U.S. legal code that says anyone over 18 years of age who refuses to answer “any of the questions” on the census can be fined up to $5,000.
Does it have to be truthful? Everyone should say they have 25 bathtubs and 0 bathrooms.
We have at least 4 old bathtubs around the place, and at least 6 sinks, beside the one each installed in the only bath room & only kitchen...which has both a gas and a wood burning stove that we use. Barns have some old toilets in the too; and the outhouse still works...both holes.
What about the two habitable log cabins, now used for storage, each of which have at least one stove in them, but no plumbing or wiring?
Would old tin wash basins count as 'sinks'? If so, I can add to the count.
Oh, I almost forgot the portable "toilet" & solar shower for camping, in addition to the sink & mini-fridge in the horse trailer's living area.
Lots of ways to have fun, and still not (technically) commit perjury!