[metmom]

More non-smokers are rude.

Unlike you, I presume..../s

If you don't want to be around smokers, stay away.

If you don't want to be around non-smokers, stay away.

Smokers will appreciate it.

Non-smokers will as well.

All your complaints about non-smokers go both ways for smokers, too.

[elkfersupper]

Bite me.

Hang out in the non-smoking places.

Leave me just one place to smoke that you would never go to in the first place.