Zeely Amerikans vote for even bigger Communist than me!
HawHawHaw!
Posted on 06/18/2009 3:36:00 PM PDT by fontoon
North Korea may launch a long-range ballistic missile towards Hawaii on American Independence Day, according to Japanese intelligence officials.
The missile, believed to be a Taepodong-2 with a range of up to 4,000 miles, would be launched in early July from the Dongchang-ni site on the north-western coast of the secretive country.
Intelligence analysts do not believe the device would be capable of hitting Hawaii's main islands, which are 4,500 miles from North Korea.
Details of the launch came from the Japan's best-selling newspaper, Yomiuri Shimbun.
Both Japanese intelligence and U.S. reconnaissance satellites have collated information pointing to the launch, according to the report.
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Zeely Amerikans vote for even bigger Communist than me!
HawHawHaw!
An old German V-2 rocket was more accurate than these pieces of crap.Hopefully it will misfire an land somewhere in China or Russia.
That’s ok, they’ve added four more episodes of the real housewives
of new jersey to get us through this.
For how long?
?
Well thats one way to settle the Birth Certificate problem.
Hopefully it will hit a mosque...will O be visiting?
Think about it, every shot so far has failed, short. What if they kind of get it right, and they are bound to sooner or later. What if they set it for 4000 miles and it ends up at 4500, close to Honolulu? What would Obama do then?
Maybe fart in their general direction? Or taunt them a second time?
I’m sure the liberals across the nation will jump up and down for joy when Hawaii is targeted by a missile from an enemy country. I wonder, if they do fire the missile towards Hawaii, will the USA then declare war on them and retaliate?
Presidential press conference broadcast on national TV but directed to NK and her masters:
My first and most important role as President of the United States is to uphold and Protect the Constitution of the United States of America and keep her people safe from harm.
The continuing threats made the government of North Korea which include verbal and written threats, the testing of short, meduim, and intercontinental ballistic missle systems, coupled with their ongoing development of offensive nuclear weapons and associated underground testing is considered a grave threat to the United States of America.
As such, from this day forward, any missle launched by North Korea which has an initial indicated trajectory that has the potential to reach any territory of the United States of America or her allies will be deemed a first strike nuclear attack and decleration of war against the United States of America.
All countermeasures available will be used to destroy in flight any such missle.
Additionally, a retaliatory strike utilizing conventional and/or nuclear weapons will be made to eliminate the potential for future attacks against the United States of America.
This is the end of my speech.
I will not be taking any questions.
Would be the most useful 30 second press conference ever held.
“I think he [Obama] can be ready, but right now I don’t believe he is. The presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training.”
-Joe Biden, August 2007
Japan warns that North Korea may fire missile at U.S. on Independence Day.
Obama to apologize to the Dear Leader on July 5th for past American Imperialism in the Korean Peninsula.
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Zounds good to me. Would not want to wissoff PETA.
“How quick would the United States respond if North Korea attacked the United States?”
Easy.
Within minutes Reid would surrender.
Murtha would make wild a$$ allegations of our Troops killing innocents “in cold blood”.
HS Janet Napolitano would order our country’s law enforcement agencies to arrest all citizens with military background, bible packers and those that have guns.
Obama would quickly find the nearest camera and proclaim that this attack was inherited from Bush and he would apologize to anyone that would listen.
Biden would be caught making farting noises into an open mike.
Pelosi would shout about how the mean republicans never informed her that WE even had nukes, let alone NK.
The next day our entire country would go out and put flags on their cars and claim to be patriots and shout, WE WILL NEVER FORGET”.... Shortly thereafter, the flags will come down, conservatives will complain and dem’s will still suck.
So, other than the piles of broken stuff and dead body parts... not much will change.
it could accidentally hit a birth certificate!
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