[BIV]

I recently dated, for about a year, a genuine Asian (Korean) fox. Incredibly good looking.
Tall with well above average curves for an Asian woman.
Took my breathe away.
But, she tried, slowly at first, to make me urinate sitting down. She was patient with the idea, but would not give it up.
Now she had fine qualities in addition to looks but...
I already took my shoes off when I entered her house.
Enough.
And that nasty Korean food (besides the bbq).
Bye Bye.
But she was really sexy. Really.
Now, some American dude is squatting to piss.
Pathetic. But he’s with a fox.

[CodeJockey]

But, she tried, slowly at first, to make me urinate sitting down. She was patient with the idea, but would not give it up

And how would she know you were not just "hangin your hog"? I mean did she have to watch? I suppose you could have just lied to her, but it's the principal that counts. Kudos to you for sending her on here way.

[dbwz]

Now, some American dude is squatting to piss. Pathetic. But he’s with a fox.

Decisions, decisions. But nobody's holding a gun to your head. The call is always yours, as are the consequences.

I do hope you're enjoying your freedom, because no good could possibly come from any woman who obsesses on how men urinate.

[ErnBatavia]