Let me get this straight. All I have to do is hint I might be a radical Islamic dude...from China....sit down at Gitmo for three years, then I get a free ticket and a new life in the South Pacific...on some island....compliments of the US government? And I might even get a cash package with this?
Sign me up.
If I came out as a dangerously radical fundamentalist Christian whacko, I wonder if that might get me as far as Catalina Island?
And for the coup-de-grace, la piece de resistance, I don’t believe in Global Warming. That by itself ought to get me an atoll somewhere.