Get this one... true story. I went to an endocrinologist who was supposed to be a big deal at Cedars Sinai in Los Angeles. I'm complaining that I can't sleep and am gaining weight at an ungodly rate. You know what he said to me? "Are you dating anyone? I really think you'd be much happier if you found a nice guy and quit flying."
Swear to God. I never darkened that guy's door again.