Your ignorance of the inner-workings of the Methodist Church does a great disservice to xzins, and thousands of others. Yes, many of the problems you listed do exist. But they are not representative of the church as a whole.
There are thousands of conservative Methodists fighting against the liberal trend, not willing to surrender centuries of proclaiming the gospel to the vocal minority espousing liberal, and non-Biblical principles.
And no, I'm not a Methodist.
Learn the history of the National Council of Churches.