You can only LAUGH at them.....flagrantly, in front of them...hilariously....and let them try and figure out why you are laughing....
You're absolutely right...and it drives them crazy, particularly with liberal lawyers.
BTW, yours was one of the most deserving double posts I've seen in my 13 years of freeping! ;^)
You've got them bracketed, now FIRE FOR EFFECT! LOL!!!