Oh, I remember the huge night-time display that the mighty comet Kohoutek (sic?) was supposed bring us way back in the winter of '75(?).
"Oh, the night time skies will be lit with the bright tail of the comet as it makes its pass close to the Earth," they said.
Pheh! I didn't see CRAP!!!
That's 'cuz you wuz looking up, not down...