Limbaugh: God Does Not Have a Birth Certificate and Neither Does Obama (Libtards indignant!)

Politicus USA ^ | June 10, 2009

[jazminerose]

No. Barry came back to the US when he was 10. Gave him the opportunity to be mentored by Frank Marshall Davis till he left for college.

http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/8707

[TribalPrincess2U]

God asks for only 10 percent of your money -God gives you freedom to live your life as you choose -God’s plan to save us is actually written down for you to read

And it's ALL true.

[SERKIT]

10 Visited New York landmarks she normally only sees from Alaska
10 Toured the entire world and ran out of people to apologize to

9 Laughed at all the crazy-looking foreigners entering the U.N.
9 Goes to the U.N. and bows to all the tinhorn leaders he meets

8 Made moose jerky on Rachael Ray
8 Ate Wagyu Beef in the White Crib

7 Keyed Tina Fey's car
7 Keyed a limo in Gurnee

6 After a wink and a nod, ended up with a kilo of crack
6 After a wink and a nod, ended up with a kilo of crack (we'll leave that one in)

5 Made coat out of New York City rat pelts
5 Being fitted for a Hartmarx straight jacket after arguments with the teleprompter and Slow Joe

4 Sat in for Kelly Ripa. Regis couldn't tell the difference.
4 Plagiarized speech from Uncle Karl Marx. No one could tell the difference

3 Finally met one of those Jewish people Mel Gibson's always talking about
3 Finally admits he studied that Qu'ran thing everyone is talking about

2 Bought makeup from Bloomingdale's to update her "slutty flight attendant" look
2 Bought a Gucci cowboy suit to update his Blazing Saddles Sheriff look

1 Especially enjoyed not appearing on Letterman
1 Especially enjoys not appearing with Sean Hannity or Glen Beck.

[Aquinasfan]

It’s time to fight Alinsky tactics with Alinsky tactics, especially when the targets are deserving, and the jokes are funny. And today’s jokes were hilarious.

[Aquinasfan]

You need a Birth Certificate for everything in this Country except President.

I had to come up with a birth certificate to get onto a military base, and the Commander-in-Chief doesn't?

[AlanGreenSpam]

For all who haven’t seen this forensic analysis on his purported “certificate of live birth” please pass this around:

http://xenon.arcticus.com/barack-obama-birth-certificate-image-tampering-analysis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIsQJNTvlUE

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/07/atlas-exclusive.html

[MamaTexan]

The Constitution states you must be born in this country to be eligible for the presidency. Simply being a citizen is not enough.

Show me. Don't just tell me I'm wrong. Point out the Constitutional clause that specifies the president must be born in the United States.

[GVnana]

If you would like to see a copy of Obama’s birth certificate, you can find it here:

http://www.13moon.com/prophecy%20page.htm

And maybe a chupacabra too!

[MamaTexan]

No. Barry came back to the US when he was 10.

Thanks for the correction and the link.

He's still never been naturalized, though, so he's still not a citizen.

[bray]

I had to show a BC to get my kid into T Ball but apparently you don’t have to show one for President.

Pray for America

[Costumed Vigilante]

Commie fear-befouled frilly pantaloons...

Oh. So that's what's up with Michelle's outfit....it was Laundry Day

Hey, if the nylon-leis-glued-to-a-BBQ-apron fits, wear it...

[YHAOS]

"Rush sure took his sweet dam time mentioning the birth certificate scandal. "

Sure. Just keep in mind that Rush knows a thing or two about timing.

[kcvl]

phony rant about President Obama having a messianic complex

Oh really? How is it phony?!

"In a way Obama is standing above the country, above the world. He's sort of GOD. He's going to bring all different sides together."

- Newsweek editor Evan Thomas

[o2bfree]

So Shep is an Obamabot... Is this true?

[zeebee]

That’s easy:

“No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at
the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office
of President...”

What part of “natural born” do you not understand?

[ViLaLuz]

Snopes is funded by The Annenburg Project? Wow. Got any links??

[Frantzie]

COLB’s are practically useless and are not accept for just about anything. Obama’s COLB is a fraud too.

[Frantzie]

True. I think they must have the goods on Obama. They may be rolling it out now because they think this is the right time.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Never heard of "whatreallyhappened.com" before, have you?

FReeper Michael Rivero ran that website. He got banned for making anti-Semite comments shortly after 9/11.

[omega4179]

I thought it was payback for Letterman to bring light on it when Rush gets questioned on HIS joke. But it would be nice if the real BC got leaked to our side.