I have to quit hanging around the AF Zoomies.
And I need to quit making jokes that don't carry well in print.
Are you in Phoenix or Tucson?
The AF has a big presence here in Tucson. I host business lunches several times a month. If there is a uniformed service member present I usually pick up their lunch tab, tip, and leave enough extra to buy them a couple of beers. I also make a point of leaving before they can thank me.
And I don't discriminate by branch. They all deserve our respect and support.