Kathleen Parker's daughter admires Bill Clinton so much that she has photographs from under ever desk Clinton has ever used papering her bedroom wall. She dreams of one day experiencing his glory.
HAHAHAHAHAHAh!! What a hoot!
OK, not bad... Here comes mine: I think Kathleen Parker is attractive in that she has that "Maureen Dowd slut look."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROTFLMAO!