In the meantime, "vulgar" just about covers it.
This whole fashion freakfest really frosts me. I've worn cardigans for years, but they a) fit, b) don't look like hell, and c) aren't glued down with a belt. Now perfectly innocent sweaters have an odious association with Michelle's fashion crimes. What's with belts that double as heavy-duty cargo strap bust supports? Geez isn't that what Playtex is for?
Maybe she’s color-blind, bless her heart.
I wear velour jackets that zip up; OldTax-lady gives them to me for Christmas. I hope that’s not Michelle’s next brilliant fashion idea, or I’ll feel like a dope ;-).