[Publius]

...hags that think all men are rapists because they have penii...

Actually, the word penis is 3rd Declension Masculine, which means the plural would be penes. (Not to be picky, but I had three years of Latin.)

[Still Thinking]

Actually, I was kidding, and didn’t actually think penii was correct. Even so, I didn’t know penes was correct and appreciate the education. Thanks, Pub, your varied background never ceases to amaze!