Because I am not God nor do I play god as the authors of the bible did.
So you're just jealous that God has the guts to claim to be God and you don't?
Or are you just mad because God could
creatio ex nihilo and you can't?
Seriously, God said He is God and that He made everything, and you say that you aren't God and you didn't make anything.
Seems to me that you aren't really in any position to say He did it wrong ;-)
PS: hate to break it to you, but all documents allegedly created before you were born are fake. They were created to deceive you by the author. Sorry.