[CzarNicky]

maybe it's an unorthodox way of playing chess?

I must admit that the first time I heard about his death and where it happened the first thing I thought was autoeroticasphixiation. Pretty said when that's the first thing you think of.

[The Ghost of Rudy McRomney]

OK, it’s getting stranger. I just read an article that stated his hands were tied BEHIND HIS BACK-which means someone else, probably a hooker, was involved, and split when things went awry.