Wow I can't believe these are still on the internet:
The Hugo Grotius® label Arminian Asbestos Undergarments are made from the finest northern European asbestos and are intended to protect the wearer from the torches of their Calvinistic antagonists and to provide maximum comfort when escaping persecution by the Calvinst swarms while locked inside old book boxes.
If only Mr. Servetus had worn them, the Arminians would have lost one of their most potent weapons of mass argumentation.