Given the fact that this monkey has NEVER accomplished anything in his short life, not executive, not professional and not even a successful community organizer, who would believe this crapola? How stupid they must be to think that a tall, dark and hansom stranger is going to swoop them into ecstasy...
I haven't seen that refrigerator magnet (or anything else with that image/saying) in any other shop. I guess it's a college town thing.