So true. When someone comes into my town, where we are the dysfunctional police, they get put on total LOCK DOWN.
US Constitution? There is no such thing in my town. I mean a mouse can’t fart in my town without it getting cleared through one of us dysfunctional police officers.You have no idea how many people we beat down every night or dogs we kill, just for fun. We are so inept at being police officers that we have no other option but to “intimidate and oppress” & I tell you, it works. In fact, next week we’re having all our patches replaced with “SS lightning bolts” and “Deaths Head Skulls”. It’s great to be a police officer because I get paid to run around and do whatever I want and I’ve never had any training whatsoever. They just gave me a badge after the Neo-Nazis and KKK swore me in.
Long as you're sworn in. If it makes you feel better the corrections officers I met were even loopier than the loopiest of you footpads (even when my cop-buddies were drunk off their ass.)
You’re funny. Thanks for the smackdown. Not all of us think you’re a bunch of jack-booted thugs. Some of us are grateful for your service, and we realize that you risk your lives every day for us. Some of us take your work for us very personally and pray for you each day.
Illegitimi non carborundum.
Sounds about right - especially considering every police offense you listed in your supposedly sarcastic rant has actually been documented in the the last year - including the dog shooting.
I never expected a cop to agree with me. I have had this conversation with several of the ones I know and they, like you, are UTTERLY blameless and innocent of all charges. The blue line remains uncrossed so don’t worry. Only my air marshal friend agrees with me.
In any case, if you wanted to have a rational discussion about this, we could start with the simple little things like the appearance and attitude. Why the Stasi/Gestapo look huh? WHY oh why do cops need blacked out/souped up dodge CHARGERS? Give me a break.
The whole shtick - from attitude to uniform to the damn car itself scream “don’t f with me”.
You’re a PEACE officer, not a soldier in an occupied country and not secret police and most definitely not the mayors tough guys.