We can’t have just anybody going around mowing the lawn of public grass when it gets too high.
They could hurt themselves and sue us for millions.
Here’s what we will do.
We’ll let the grass get really long, then station somebody in front of it to catch anyone who would mow it.
This is great, we can station someone in front of the person that we stationed just to make sure that person does their job right.
Then keep stationing people until everyone in the world has a job. 100% employment.