[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

Maybe if he is stuck on an island and the storm surge has isolated him in his home and he asks nicely, maybe you could let him back!

[NautiNurse]

In the most dire of circumstances, I might consider a hearing before the Hurricane Ping List Tribunal. You know how infrequently the tribunal is convened, and a favorable decision is highly unlikely following such a display of bellicosity.

Best to avoid getting stranded on islands during storm surge after being overly pugnacious toward fellow storm watchers.