Posted on 05/28/2009 9:15:28 AM PDT by null and void
AP title: Pelosi appeals for China's help on climate change
Just putting on the exclamation point. FR threads here and here
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...Botox floats, and with that new “green” face of her she'll be well camouflaged to blend in and avoid predators in the water.
I'd like to help Pelosi maintain an inventory of paper bags to wear over her head.
I am surely glad you are using restraint here on FR. I would want to stand back if you let us know what you really think.
The Chinese loved her.
hey, I’ve had it. Conservatives have played nice for too long and look what it’s gotten us. It’s ironic that we criticize dear leader for apologizing and groveling to dictators and thugs and yet that’s exactly how the repub party has gotten to this low point. Play nice, get along, maybe they’ll like us then. yeah that’s been working out real well so far....
no, just that pesky hair up her ‘arse she’s been carrying around for years
great idea! Hubby has a set of oversized mud tires for his F250 that I have been bitching about getting rid of. It’ll be just like Mogadishu...wait a minute, I’m in Louisiana it’s already like the Mog.
love it!
me!
It won't be long...here's another for your amusement -
The Adventures of Citizen X!
In this episode: Citizen X falls in love...
Scene: The lunch counter of the public cafeteria in the basement of the Lockstep Transient Authority Building, Grayburg, USA. The counter is deserted except for Citizen X. Behind the counter is a pert young thing apparently of the feminine gender.
I would like apple pie and coffee please.
Hahahahaha! This is the third time this week you’ve ordered pie. I’m gonna need to see your Caloric Intake Ration Card!
There’s an extra hillary in it for you if we forget about the card.
A hillary? No way. I’m not taking a risk like that for a damn hillary.
Ok, make it two hillaries. C’mon, I accidentally spindled my card. There’s no one else here...
Livin’ on the edge huh? I see by your hat you’ve been to reedu. It probably served you right...
Yeah, I’ve been to reedu but it was quite a while ago. I don’t have to wear the hat much longer.
I had a cousin who went to reedu. He said it was the best thing that ever happened to him.
Is he retarded?
What? No! He’s not retarded!
Brain damaged?
Um...slightly. So do you live around here? You’ve been coming in pretty often.
Yes. I’m allotted a ‘two hundred’ at the Stalin House over on Truth to Power.
Hahahahaha! Two hundred square feet at the Stalin? Who’d you piss off, your Mullah or a Committee Member?
Probably both...uh, I was wondering, umm, if you’re not too busy tonight, or, like, married or cohabitating, or prohibited in some other way, if, maybe you and I could maybe take a walk or something like that?
Tonight? I dunno. What’s the status of your Mullah’s Permission to Marry or Cohab?
It’s a little confusing. Hard to tell, really. My Mullah is the street corner variety. He only has a third grade education. I don’t think he really understands the forms.
Hmmm...sounds like you have paper work problems. My ex had problems too. What a nightmare! How about your Fitness to Propagate AR?
Well...I’m having problems locating that right now. I have it somewhere...
Shit! A botched MPMC AND no FPAR? I’d have the lurkers on my back so fast, I’D be livin’ at the Stalin! Damn, boy! What world are you living in? I’ll pass. I gotta get back to work! Later...
But....my pie?
Stay tuned for further Adventures of Citizen X!
I think I am your new #1 fan! Do you have a distro list for Citizen X?
I hope that someone has this on video.It sounds like yet another ‘let them eat cake’ moment, and should play well for any conservative politician brave enough to use it.
No, Citizen X and Gay Divorce Court just show up on occasion when the antics of the rats and homos require a satiric reply.
I did the Citizen X stuff a few years ago as a goof on the then far-left, moonbat notions that are now becoming mainstream rat philosophy.
Someone needs to do something about these commie rat bastards...
I agree something needs to be done. I know the pc reply is “get out and vote” but I’ve done that! For now until I get pushed to far I will live vicariously through Citizen X. I keep telling hubby to save up bail money to get me out of the big house.
Count me in.
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