[Salamander]

“I forgot to add bare footed, retarded red neck, hill billy with 2 teeth from Arkansas. ;0) “

We might be related!

[and getcher wife a clothespin for her nose!]

[seemoAR]

Hey Cuz, I forgot to write I keep my wife barefoot and pregnant. We get along fine til she steals my chaw of tobacco and tries to use my spit can. She don't need no clothes pin, we take baths together every other Saturday even if we don't need one. It takes too long to draw the water from the well, heat it over our wood burning stove and fill the washtub. We all use the same water and the kids take a bath after we are done. Sometimes it looks as it the youngest one is dirtier after his bath. ;0)