[Salamander]

“How do I get all the free stuff?”

Stop working, claim to be “discriminated against” and go to the welfare office.

[you can also claim “obesity” as a “disability” so maybe you should start stuffing Twinkies into your face ASAP]...:))

You’ll also get free [or nearly so] housing and cars.

Sometimes I wonder why we even bother working ourselves half to death...other to fund welfare, that is.

You might want to try ground turkey.
It’s cheaper, healthier and little low salt beef bullion powder mixed in makes for a fairly decent “fake” hamburger.
There’s also virtually no fat so the weight you pay for is what you really get.

[seemoAR]

I really don't like turkey that much. I have deer in my freezer that my wife cooks sometimes. She hates the smell and doesn't really like to eat it.

I am discriminated against. I am a Christian, Euro-American, Southern, man.