“Sounds like a hate crime here, arresting this poor lonely guy.”
Actually, it is a stupidity crime.
The cop walked the perv across the street, and then told him he was a cop.
After being told by the cop that he was propositioning a cop, the stupid perv then groped the cop.
Stupid perv!
“but, but the cop dropped some papers he was holding and said grab my copies!, I thought he said ‘grab my codpiece’”.