[Dead Corpse]

Almost no one is killed by chainsaws. Operative word: almost.

Better go after anyone with a chainsaw next. Especially if they are running it in your subdivision.

[KeyesPlease]

Don’t forget, in addition to the chainsaws, we should ban fishing too.

http://www3.whdh.com/news/articles/bizarre/BO83701/

Almost nobody is killed while fishing at the beach!

Absurd that a newcoer to the neighborhood, not even downrange, runs to the courts for this.