[mysterio]

Predictions :

1. We'll all have flying cars and live in cities in the clouds.

2. New breakthroughs in science will cure all cancer. We will also discover that boredom is actually caused by childhood vaccination.

3. An especially virulent strain of mumps will wipe out most of civilization and leave the rest looking like Lee Raymond.

4. As civilization collapses, we will all have to choose sides in an apocalyptic battle between good and evil. But the battle will quickly fizzle as the last stores of junk food begin to decay. Good and evil will unite to re-open a twinkie factory.

5. An authoritative historical record of the rise and fall of civilization will be written, copied, and passed down. However, much like the game of telephone that children play, the text will be mutated, and will result in a cult that worships an autographed photo of Wilford Brimley. The world will be at peace until an asteroid ends humankind in 2275.

Over the next several million years, squirrels become the predominant intelligent life on planet Earth.

[spodefly]

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