When Clinton the Draft Dodger visited our troops in Bosnia in 1993, the order was given to confiscate bolt carrier groups from all the M-16s, rendering them useless but giving the impression that Ol’ Horndog did not fear his own soldiers.
And now Snowbama is afraid of umbrellas!!? What’s he thinking, that one of those might conceal a poison pill?
I have a cane that is really a single shot .44
Maybe he’s thinking of Soviet defector Georgi Markov: http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/topics/Georgi_Markov