[IbJensen]

Matthews is a certifiable imbecile who rarely utters an intelligible sentence. However, it is revealing about his sexuality when he admits that seeing Obomba gives him thrills running up and down his legs.

Matthews may be a closeted fruitcake.

[Chief Engineer]

You could always blame the “tingle” in Matthews’ leg on diabetic nerve damage. He was diagnosed with diabetis way back in early 2002 and didn’t pay attention until late 2006. (Sarcasm intended, but please note that the info about the idiot was contained in the last two issues of “Diabetis Health”)