[kidd]

LOL.
A reverse “Beverly Hillbillies”

Well let me tell you a story about a man named Jed
Welfare recipient and dependent on the Fed
Then one day, the votes came from the polls:
No more recipients on the public dole

California public said “Get away from there”
“Go find a job” and “No more free healthcare”
So Jed grew up and learned resonsibiliteee
Found himslef a job in Memphis Tennesee

[yorkie01]

Nice try Arnie, but the dims already have overused that sympathy ploy.

[Kartographer]

Thats was GOOD, but I was thinking more like this:

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor entrepreneur barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was working for some food,
And up through the crowd come a bumbling fool
(Arnold that is, RINO gold, more taxes please)

Well the first thing you know old Jed's taxes are to much to bear,
Kin folk said Jed move away from there!
Said California is no place for you to be
So they loaded up the truck and they moved form Beverly
(go’n back to the Hills they are, fish’n holes, country and western stars)

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin
They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in
You're all invited back again to their new locality
To have a heaping helping of their hospitality
(Redneck Hillbillies, is what the press call 'em now,
Clingers of bibles and guns and to Obama no bow!
Nice folks Y'all come back now, ya hear?)