"Ach der lieber......Kaleefirneeah bankvupt? Ai gotda refife mi caveer. Cahn a
guy chainch hiss mind? Ai gonnah haf sexchual reassignment surgeree undt stah in
remakes ov dem Shurley Tempul pichures.
"Ondah go-o-dt schip, Lahllipop, eets a sveet trip to dah kahndy schop,
vere bonbons play, ondah sunnee beetch at Peppahmint Bahy."
"Lumonade stahnds everyvere, cvakerjack bahnds vill dah air.
Undt dere you ahr, hoppy lahndin on a schocolate bah."
See dah sugar bowl do dah tootsie roll wit dah big bad devils foodt cake.
"Iv you eat too musch ooh-ooh, you avake wit a tummy ache.
" Ondah go-o-dt schip Lahllipop, eets a night tvip intuh bed
you hop, undt dream avay ondah goodt schip Lahllipop."