Maibee ai go trow Maria off ov dah ski livt at Sun Valley.
Ai gotda getda nashynal symputty ven anudder Kenedey goes kaputz."
" Chonny and Wooty, ai gotda vunny veeling dah Reepublucan Potty tinks
RINOS are pure crapola. Ai hear RINOS kin getz jops as Val-Mart greetahs,
Home Depot paint mixahs, McD's ketchop pumpahs, undt vaitahs at Ved Lopstah."
Ah putz ze plasteek ovah da keybood und scrin befoa I red yur post.
Safed me bik buks.
Safed me so much I vill go und eat at Ved Lobstah now.