[Perdogg]

I got a survey from Men's Vogue after I bought their premiere and they asked me whose style I emulated: I said “VP Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and Terrel Owens.”

I wish I had been there to see the look on their face.

[La Lydia]

President Bush was disqualified from the competition after that picture was made public of him wearing shorts, socks, and a pair of Crocs.