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To: americanophile

Hey! C’mon!

Nancy has “nuanced gravitas.”

Reminds me of a joke:

Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in California. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”

The second surgeon said, “That’s nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics.”

The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman’s hair and the horse’s ass. I was able to put them together and now she’s Speaker of the House.”


24 posted on 05/18/2009 12:42:25 PM PDT by ILikeBourbon
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To: ILikeBourbon

funny


25 posted on 05/18/2009 12:45:52 PM PDT by americanophile (There's science, logic, reason; there's thought verified by experience & then there's California)
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