[willgolfforfood]

That's because he was home in his double-wide in Tennessee, curled up in the fetal position, gaining 100 lbs.

Al, we already know that took 2 years. It's not like we expected you to get that out of your system in only 100 days.

[lwd]

LOL...he then emerged with a unkempt beard and a spare tire spewing forth lies about the apocolypse.

[Armedanddangerous]

He needs to get back on his houseboat with Tipper and go back out into the lake.