Posted on 05/12/2009 4:50:55 PM PDT by SmithL
State marries same-sex couple
State marries same-sex couple
ID says woman but in jail as man; state says gender cannot change
I hope the three of them are happy together.
Saw a news report on TV this evening. The state said regarding the marriage that there was nothing to reverse, since the marriage was fraudulent in the first place.
State didn’t knowingly marry to men. One had a fake ID as a woman and was too fat to tell the difference.
Triad marriages coming to a chapel near us all soon.
LOL! Grammar is our friend. These headlines are really awful.
Oh, you know it’s coming. And so will be the animal-human weddings. I mean they are JUST another species. Remember the lady who married the dolphin over in England? These kooks are out there.
I don't see why not; after all, the State is already married to Labor unions, Auto companies and Banks. While we add the state marrying the Health Insurance industry, might as well let them marry a same-sex couple as well.
A woman married a dolphin? I think I can accept that because the dolphin has to live in water and there would be no sex or children.
But, fathers and daughters, sister and brothers, cousins, triads or multiples, I cannot accept.
But, yes, they said when gay marriage was accepted the others would be next. Triad couples have not waited for all states to accept gay marriage before asking. The people who wanted gay marriage will want all of these unions too?
First Man Er, excuse me, I want to get married.
Registrar I’m afraid I’m already married, sir.
First Man Er, no, no. I just want to get married.
Registrar I could get a divorce, I suppose, but it’ll be a bit of a wrench.
First Man Er, no, no. That wouldn’t be necessary because...
Registrar You see, would you come to my place or should I have to come to yours, because I’ve just got a big mortgage.
First Man No, no, I want to get married here.
Registrar Oh dear. I had my heart set on a church wedding.
First Man Look, I just want you to marry me... to...
Registrar I want to marry you too sir, but it’s not as simple as that. You sure you want to get married?
First Man Yes. I want to get married very quickly.
Registrar Suits me, sir. Suits me.
First Man I don’t want to marry you!
Registrar There is such a thing as breach of promise, sir.
First Man Look, I just want you to act as registrar and marry me.
Registrar I will marry you sir, but please make up your mind. Please don’t trifle with my affections.
First Man I’m sorry, but...
Registrar That’s all right, sir. I forgive you. Lovers’ tiff. But you’re not the first person to ask me today. I’ve turned down several people already.
First Man Look, I’m already engaged.
Registrar (agreeing and thinking) Yes, and I’m already married. Still we’ll get round it.
Second Man (entering) Good morning. I want to get married.
Registrar I’m afraid I’m already marrying this gentleman, sir.
Second Man Well, can I get married after him?
Registrar Well, divorce isn’t as quick as that, sir. Still, if you’re keen.
Third Man (entering) I want to get married, please.
Registrar Heavens, it’s my lucky day, isn’t it. All right, but you’ll have to wait until I’ve married these two, sir.
Third Man What, those two getting married... Nigel What are you doing marrying him?
Registrar He’s marrying me first, sir.
Third Man He’s engaged to me.
Fourth Man (big and butch) Come on, Henry.
Registrar Blimey, the wife.
Second Man Will you marry me?
Fourth Man I’m already married.
Cut to a photo of all five of them standing happily outside a house.
Voice Over Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn’t ask how ‘cos it’s naughty. They’re all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
I love your screen name. But isn’t that title already taken?
shhhh!!! I am planning on sneaking in and signing some executive orders!
I read this earlier and gay boy is locked-up with the men for assault. If you have male genitalia in TN you’re a man.
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