Just between you and I, I have ran the kid’s remarks through my spell-checker and find them completely apropos.
The kid is also a Democrat, as hardened in that peculiar heresy as his old man was. Were this 1960, no wait, 1950, I would blame it on the Jesuits. But since then, the Jesuits are under the direction of Father Patrick FitzDesmond and Father Desmond FitzPatrick at The Barney Fwank School of Very Public Affairs.
*snicker*