As long as we’ve already started sliding down this particularly slippery slope, we might as well get what enjoyment we can from the ride.
I’m thinking maybe I’d attach it my priest’s car for a week or two while I’m in Vegas.
Or mail it to my friend in Australia.
Or attach it to a NASCAR car.
Or have fun with hot air balloons, freight trains, etc.
Or drive to the river, hand it to my brother in his boat, drive the 30 miles downstream to cross the river by bridge, meet the boat directly across from where I’d left it and get the device, drive around MN for a while, do the boat exchange again going back and then park my car in the driveway with some sea weeds sticking out of the trunk.