ow! ow! ouch! ow! salt in the wound.
Bumper sticker snickers for Testers
Honk if you love to crash software.
Have you hugged your software tester today?
Software Testers: Always looking for trouble.
Software Testing is Like Fishing, But You Get Paid.
Software Testing: When Your System Actually Has to Work
I don’t make software; I make software better.
Improving the world one bug at a time.
Software Testing: You make it, we break it.
Software Testers don’t break software; it’s broken when we get it.
Software Testers: We break it because we care.
To err is human; to find the errors requires a tester.
If developers are so smart, why do testers have such job security?
Test is my copilot.
If your software works, thank a tester.
Old Model-Based Testers Never Die; They Just Transition to a Higher State.
Support spec-based testing: Be code-dependent no more!
Test never sleeps.
Trust, But Verify.
Pertempto ergo sum - I test, therefore I am.
Bugs are a fact of life, testing is a way of life
Testing is like gold digging, the more bugs you find the better
A bug found is a complaint prevented
“A coder tear a day, that’s all we ask.”
In GOD we trust....the rest we test!!!
“A good tester has the heart of a developer...in a jar on their desk”
LOL
Gosh, I’m sorry!
Cheer up..
I have to work a three day weekend..
Phoeey!