[a fool in paradise]

Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication, with the intent to coerce, intimidate, harass, or cause substantial emotional distress to a person, using electronic means to support severe, repeated, and hostile behavior, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.

Sounds like it could be used to silence Keith Olberman and his "worst person in the world" bit on television where he demonizes conservatives.

[HiTech RedNeck]

A housefly sized problem, a cannon sized “solution.”

We would all agree that mucking around romantically posing as something you aren’t is majorly uncool. But it seems like a matter more appropriately addressed as a tort than a crime.

[null and void]

I wonder how ACORN organized that bus tour of Chrysler investor’s homes?

[Sudetenland]

Sorry, he’s a Libtard and therefore exempt.