I'm surprised that Kerry hasn't thought more about becoming a Muslim. He could hang on to Whatsername and marry three other rich babes in addition.
They only get three, so once you've got a rich one you go for young ones. You can trade the young one in as needed, you can even marry a hooker for a couple days while traveling, so the three thing isn't restrictive for someone his age, two young ones at a time is plenty. Note post 8, interviewing?