[Ken H]

"Sir or Madam, are you an ape? Are you a great ape? Answer this question directly, yes or no."

Suppose they answer:

"Well of course not, but I think you're asking about evolution. I agree with Pope Benedict that there is no confict between evolution and religion."

What do you ask as a follow up?

[tpanther]

Suppose you answer, are you a great ape?