Please, no profanity. It is a violation of the rules here.
Oh, so the fumes don't leave your person while you're smoking in your house? They can't be breathed by your family or anyone else who happens to be inside your house? Amazing! Your house must contain some magical property that puts Mr. Magorium's wonder emporium to shame!
LOL, you've surpassed your first "argument." This one wins! You have a bright future!