Cinco de Mayo: Americans take a minor Mexican holiday about winning a battle in a lost war and turn it into a drinking party.
St. Patrick's Day: Americans take an Irish holy day celebrating their patron saint and turn it into a drinking party.
Oktoberfest: Americans take a German drinking party and ... well, screw it up with Bud Light.
Americans take a German drinking party and ... well, screw it up with Bud Light.
Doesn’t a German company own Bud Beer now?