"Looking for a special friend. I like sunsets, long walks on beaches
and pina coladas. I'm a Pisces and have no strong religious convictions. "
" You're cute, but I don't date. I could fix you up with my COS
if you like short guys with unlimited power and a ballet fetish."
"Anybody got a rolled-up sock handy?"
Oh Liz, I’ve heard about it, joked about it, even tried to imagine it.....but nothing even comes close to seeing that photo....